one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
I don’t remember this
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz
my heart says yes but my mom says no
“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”
“Adventure Is Out There!”
Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.
THIS WAS NOT OKAY
HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE
I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was
I’ve been single for a while now, and I have to say it’s going really well. Like, it’s working out. I think I’m the one.
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
i dont know how to feel about this
two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about
- harry potter
- high school musical
Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post
TRYING NOT TO SCREAM
I love this
WITH ANIMATION YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!
This rocks my socks.