tumblr gets a lot more fun when you stop taking your blog and notes and followers so seriously and you just do what you want and not care if people dont like it
you know whats better than a mozerella stick?
37 mozzarella sticks
When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary
Except for Ellen’s book right
and tina fey’s
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
accidentally saying something mean to one of your dearest friends
accidentally saying something mean to anyone
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?
The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.
I wish none of you were sad
I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet
try and one up me again bitch
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.
When I was little I thought they actually did this in court
*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
I get progressively uglier throughout the day